Project Runway 7×04: Red hot dress-messes

9 02 2010

This week the designers made a little red dress for a charity event. Amy's dress (pictured) won.

This week the designers face the now-obligatory worthy cause challenge: design a little red dress for heart disease survivors for a Campbell’s Soup charity event at Fashion Week. Each designer is assigned a woman who has been affected by heart disease in some way, so no models for this one (wonder how that will effect Models of the Runway).

Uh-oh, they’re designing for — gasp! — real women. Countdown to some designer calling their model fat in 3, 2, …

First Jesus says he is glad his model is so tiny. Then Janine mentions their models’ measurements and how a “gala ready gown” will be very hard in a day. But Seth WINS THE PRIZE, by mentioning their usual size 4 models and then punning “this is the largest challenge I’ve had to face.”

When they’re not commenting on their models’ sizes, we see the designers bonding with the women. It’s waterworks for the gays, with Jay and Anthony practically bursting into tears as their models tell their heartwarming (IRONY) stories. Amy says this one should be in the bag: she’ll either win it, or get kicked off, as proclaiming a challenge will be easy is often the kiss of death.

And it’s the gift that keeps on giving, as yet another designer brings up the model’s sizes, the fifth or sixth time in less than sixteen minutes. At least this time it’s Anthony, lightly chiding his fellow designers for never having done so — as a pageant dress designer, presumably he has.

Anna had a great design that was poorly cut and fitted to her model

The 20 minute mark comes and goes, and no “make it work” from Tim. Is the pattern broken? WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT TIM’S SIGNATURE CATCH PHRASE? He did say several variations of work, but most likely I just missed it.

The runway proves that very few of these designers have worked or can work with normal-sized women. Most of the outfits, even by our best designers, make their models look dumpy at worst, or not suited to a formal event, at best.

Amy’s dress was a clear winner from the moment it came out — not only did it flatter the model, but it was very much evening wear. Second best, and the better design, is Maya. The heart design and sash are well thought out and executed, but I don’t think her model’s body type was right for it — a taller model (not necessarily smaller!) would have worked better.

Jesus’s dress is a RED HOT MESS. All due respect to his model, but she looks like a hooker, not a heart disease survivor going to a formal event. They say he “knows how to make clothes,” but I don’t see construction that is good enough to justify keeping Jesus, who has tacky, slutty taste, on the show.

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New Muppets video: Beaker meeps Dust in the Wind, gets ROFLCOPTERed

9 02 2010

Following on the success of other recent music parody videos, including Beaker’s Ode to Joy and November’s Bohemian Rhapsody, the Muppets are back, this time not so much parodying the music, but the medium. Beaker maybe meeping the classic Dust in the Wind, but the LULZ come in the form of the pop-up YouTube comments, replete with netspeak, trolling and rampant misspellings. I loled.





Popstar to Opera Star, episode four: DON’T TAKE THE MIKADO (lol)

9 02 2010

Can the dashing Darius impress the judges and audience this week?

Another week, another episode of Popstar to Opera Star. Now down to five, this week is a big one. We have three popstars who have shown surprising aptitude for opera singing: Darius Campbell, Marcella Detroit and Bernie Nolan, and two popstars who have thus far been lucky to ride along the coattails of being popular with the mainstream British public: Danny Jones of McFly and Kym Marsh formerly of Hear’Say and currently of ITV’s own Coronation Street. Edging ever closer to the semi-finals (top four), then final (top three/two), this week will beg the big question: will the popular vote boot out a worthy singer, or someone whose run is rightfully done?

Before we jump in, amazing opera pun of the night: “really isn’t taking the Mikado.” YES. IT’S AWFUL, BUT YES.

Bernie is up first, performing a “sexy number,” Les Fille De Cadix. The order the producers decide to have the contestants go in is often notable, and I take Bernie’s going first as a vote of confidence — they know viewers will remember her through to the end of the show, and vote for her.

It’s an admirable performance, though the volume (and echo) on Bernie’s mike seems a bit loud. Surely she can project without such an aid. Her “lalalas” are a bit too poppy, but all her other notes, particular the closing ones are excellent. She gets a “chaka chaka” from Rolando and Meatloaf makes a Terminator reference (what?).

Danny is going second, singing Funiculi funicula, an instantly recognizable, oft-sampled tune.

A bit flat, as always, Danny is better than last week, at least. He also gets a major cheat — intentional, I don’t know — drowned out at the end by the orchestra and background singers, so we can’t even tell if he nails the note properly. He gets praise of the judges, and it looks like this week will be a tough one — if no one obviously bombs, it will come down to the vote, and who the judges like better in the bottom two.

Next up, Kym. Her song is Nella Fantasia is a slow, lyrical piece. We get lots of sobbing and heartstring tugging in the lead-in, definite emotional blackmail from the producers.

I’ve said it and I’ll say it again: flat, flat, flat. The acting, however, was good, but Kym consistently sounds like a distressed cat. I also didn’t catch hardly any of the words — diction is not her strong suit.

And dear sweet Lord, everyone is crying. I GIVE UP.

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Alphabeat covers Lady Gaga; blogger obsessively listens to 30 second clip over and over

8 02 2010

PopJustice featured today as their prestigious Song of the Day a preview of Alphabeat’s cover of Telephone/Bad Romance, in honor of their opening for Gaga on the UK leg of her tour. The Danish techo-pop group is a PopJustice favorite, and set to become a new favorite of mine, with this INCREDIBLE cover. The full version isn’t yet available, but as soon as it is, I know I’ll be purchasing, even if I have to beg and plead my European-based friends to buy it for me. MUST HAVE NOW.

TOTALLY OBSESSED.





Eurovision 2010: Netherlands, Norway, Cyprus choose finalists; Cyprus surprises with dark horse potential

8 02 2010

I didn’t think it could get any more polka-folk than Finland’s entry, but, boy, was I wrong. The Netherlands are taking us way back to the early 80s with Ik ben verliefd (Sha-la-lie), a jaunty folksy song about being in love.  Think carousel music plus 1950s keyboard rock, as 1950s rock was repurposed in the 80s.

… I don’t know how I feel about that. While rather amusing, I think they’re trying to be serious, which is just kind of sad.

Norway hasn’t copped out with their follow-up to last year’s winner, but they’re not exactly trying to do anything exciting either. They’ve got a baby-faced crooner singing a bog-standard ballad, whose lyrics are actually kind of stalker-ish (“I watch you sleeping at night”?). Edward’s theme song, maybe?

Big finish is nice, and it almost seemed wasted on a hosting year, considering they’re not going to win two years in a row.

Then there’s little Cyprus, whose entry is surprisingly good. Sung by Jon Lilygreen and the The Islanders, Life Looks Better in Spring is a guitar-strumming pop love song, with a super catchy chorus that will set the ladies’ hearts aflutter — the rather cute singer says “tell me about your feelings.”

Sleeper hit, all the way. If this doesn’t make it to the finals, it will be a crime. It’s a really solid, modern song that isn’t too over the top or boring: just solid, good music.





Everybody Hurts video: pretty good, actually

8 02 2010

First listen may have inspired, well, very little, but listening to the Everybody Hurts Haiti charity single on top of the official video, it’s pretty moving.

Still waiting for We Are the World to drop, however. That is going to be CRAZY.





Book Blather: Blackout

8 02 2010

Blackout, a science/historical fiction novel, was released last week. It is the first in a two-part book series.

Imagine a future where time travel is a reality, and historians don’t merely study history – they live it. In Blackout, the first part in a two part series by Connie Willis, historical fiction and sci-fi collide. Three young Oxford historians are on assignment to World War II era Britain – Polly is a shopgirl during the London Blitz, Merope is masquerading as Irish maid Eileen and overseeing evacuated children in the north, and Michael is sent to Dover as an American reporter to observe heroes at Dunkirk. Home is 2060 Oxford, England, and the three are under the tutelage of a Mr. Dunworthy, who sends his students through to various points in time to work on their theses and observe history first hand. Travel is done via a mysterious net, historians sent through to drop points safe from observation and the only thing one need look out for is slippage – when one comes through at their destination a few minutes or hours late. Historians can’t change the past, and divergence points – key points in history – are off-limits.

Things for Polly, “Eileen” and Michael, however, aren’t exactly going to plan. Scheduling is a mess, with historians’ trips being rescheduled, reordered, or canceled altogether. Once they do go through to their respective points in Britain 1940, little things go wrong. The three experience extreme slippage – including one being five days off – and their drops are being temperamental. Author Connie Willis creates suspense via chapter alternating point-of-view and time, as we see Polly, Eileen and Mike encounter unexpected circumstances. However, characterization is thin, despite historical detail and suspense being rich.

Blackout is no doubt an intricately researched, lushly detailed work. Willis’s writing has an immediacy in action scenes that truly transport the reader to the streets of London during a Blackout Blitz attack or to busy happenings of a house in the country. World War II England comes to life in an extraordinary way, but there’s a lot of muddle, too. We experience the action through the eyes of the  three protagonists, yet Willis tells us very little about them. Polly, studying the London Blitz by posing as a shopgirl, is the most likeable, though we know nothing about her – she has no back story, wishes or particular defining characteristics, other than having an over-eager 17-year-old suitor, Colin, back in Oxford 2060. The same issue effects other main characters, Mike and Eileen. Other than Eileen’s fervent wish to be assigned to VE Day and Mike’s rightousness about his assignment drop being rescheduled, we know nothing about them, and it can be hard to distinguish them, particularly between the women.

Polly observes at one point that historians must be so focused on the present and their assigned identity that who they are and where they come from fades into the background. This is all well and good for time-traveling historians, but for the reader’s it’s a bit of a cop out. We’re in Polly’s head, yet we learn absolutely nothing about who she is, where she came from or what motivates her.

The alternating POV storyline works to great effect in some passages, and much more poorly in others. Willis is weaving a puzzle to be solved in the second book All Clear, but with a six month wait for the conclusion, many passages and characters set in 1944 make no sense – who is Mary Kent, stationed as an ambulance driver, or Ernest Worthing, who tromps into a muddy field and sets up inflatable decoy tanks? Read the rest of this entry »





Eurovision 2010: Iceland goes for techno-pop finalist; made of awesome

6 02 2010

It’s a good night for Eurovision finalists — Iceland also selected their song this evening, and it’s a toe-tapping techno-pop number, a huge departure from last year’s 2nd place ballad “Is It True.”

Sung by Hera Björk, “Je ne sais quoi” is an English-language (despite the title), uptempo dance song. Björk herself has the “certain special something,” with a clear, powerful voice and fantastic English pronunciation.  I think it’ll be another strong year for Iceland with this one, especially if they give it some good staging. Could it take first? Possibly – if they really wow with a good show!





Eurovision 2010: Denmark picks song; is actual good pop song

6 02 2010

Denmark tonight has selected their finalist, and much to my shock and joy, I’ve finally found an entry I really like! The duo is Chanée & N’evergreen and the song is called “In a Moment Like This” (not to be confused with the Kelly Clarkson song XD).

It’s a solid, rocky pop ballad, reminiscent of a 90s Celine Dion/Brian Adams song. The duo can not only sing well, but can sing well live, essential for Eurovision. Two of my favorites from the last two years — Waldo’s People “Lose Control” and No Angels’ “Disappear” were really good singles, but poorly performed on the night, and they both finished last. The staging from the semi-finals is good: two lovers standing on either side of a screen during the build up,  then they step away from it and sing together for the chorus/big finish — very subtle, but dramatic!

I’m already on my third listen. LOVE IT.





Review: Dear John

5 02 2010

Dear John opens in theaters in the U.S. today

Seeing Dear John is like being hooked up to an IV drip, and mainlining estrogen to your brain for two hours. And it’s about as entertaining as a trip to the hospital.

Given it’s a Nicholas Sparks adaptation, the set-up is predictable: plucky, female lead is pretty, sweet and winning and effortlessly makes the boy fall in love with her. She’s probably wealthy, and from a good family. Boy maybe has a tough past, or is poor, is very independent but oh-so-sensitive, almost of the point of being boring. Boys falls head over heels in love with girl; girl OMG CHANGES HIM. They have sweet but FORBIDDEN sex somewhere that should be icky (abandoned house; barn) but is filmed with soft filters and lilting music so it looks romantic. Something tragic happens (usually involving dying/terminal illnesses, or marrying other people). Men weep, openly. Happy ending.

Dear John’s conceit is that college student Savannah meets U.S. Army soldier John during Spring Break. John is heroic but sensitive – he saves her purse from drowning, and wins her affection when he connects with her neighbor’s autistic son. They spend a magical two weeks together, falling in love. Though they can’t bear to be apart, they agree to exchange letters back and forth whilst he is finishing out his last year in the service. Fate intervenes in the shape of September 11, 2001, when the patriotic John chooses to reenlist with his unit for a further two years of duty. The letters continue, until one day they stop. Savannah’s next letter bears gut-wrenching news: she’s fallen in love with someone else, and they are engaged. < insert drama here >

Channing and Seyfried make out in a Habitat house. No, really.

Those expecting the second coming of The Notebook will be sorely disappointed. This isn’t even the second coming of A Walk to Remember. Dear John as a film lacks personality (much like its leading characters), real conflict and compelling characters. Amanda Seyfried, of Mama Mia fame (and among the geek circles, Veronica Mars) is pleasant in all her doe-eyed, blonde beauty, but the character she’s given to play simply lacks dimension, and grit. Seyfried has the spunk to infuse her performance with a lot of flavor (see: Lily from VMars), and in the film’s latter scenes she acts her pants off, but Savannah is just a dud, hardly a girl remarkable enough for a headlining love story. John is no better, and suffers especially under the clunky acting from Channing Tatum, who tries so hard to act well, especially in his numerous (mind-numbingly, unintentionally humorous) crying scenes. But you might as well have titled the film Step Up 3: Nicholas Sparks story set at beach with stoic soldier falling for blonde beauty. Really, they could have called it that.

There is just no actually compelling reason to love either character, or for them to fall in love, either. If John weren’t a solider and we didn’t have the epistolary love story conceit, there would be no story, yet even the war elements are shallow. John’s letters about being in Africa, Russia, Afghanistan are just window-dressing — the setting for a series of emo montages, and the stuff of a slam-dunk marketing campaign to the U.S. red states, where the film is sure to play well. The side story of John and his autistic, coin-collecting father is the film’s one home-run due in large part to the skilled acting job by Richard Jenkins. But a sweet father-son side story isn’t enough to carry the film. Read the rest of this entry »